MAN CATCHES GIRLFRIEND TRYING TO BITE OFF HIS PRIVATE PART AS HE SLEPT

A man woke up to discover his girlfriend trying to bite off his penis after a lovers' quarrel.
The victim’s girlfriend, Amber Ellis, 31, was arrested on charges of maiming and assault with a dangerous weapon in connection to the near-dismemberment.
Her unfortunate boyfriend, who has not been named, was rushed to a hospital were doctors were able to stitch up his mauled genitals.
According to a police report cited by the local station KJRH, the man said he and Ms Ellis were out drinking Wednesday night, and on the way home they got into an argument 'about how needy she had become.'

The couple continued trading verbal jabs upon returning to their apartment  until finally the 31-year-old woman stormed off to the bedroom and shut the door behind her.
Her boyfriend, who was described in the report as an amputee, dozed off on the couch in the living room.
In the early hours of Thursday morning, the man was awakened by the sensation of teeth chomping on his privates.
The man was able to fight Ellis off, but the scorned girlfriend, who stands at 5 feet 8 inches and weighs 120lbs, allegedly slammed him in the head with a laptop computer.
The injured boyfriend was taken to St John's Medical Center, where he received four or five stitches to the base of his manhood.

BAR MANAGER SETS EMPLOYEE ABLAZE FOR ALLEGEDLY STEALING N1,500

 
The Ogun State Police Command is presently searching for a bar manager, Mr. Bidemi Shittu, who allegedly poured petrol on his 13-year-old attendant, Ezekiel Emmanuel, and set him ablaze. It was gathered that the manager took the action because the teenager reportedly stole N1,500 from him.

The incident happened in the Akoka area of Ibafo, Ogun State, on Monday, February 9.

The runaway suspect, Bidemi, who is married with children, was the manager of Golden Fingers Bar in the area, while Emmanuel was one of his attendants. Bidemi, who had accused Emmanuel of theft on Sunday, allegedly tied the teenager’s hands and feet in a room in his bar till Monday, waiting for him to admit the offence.It was gathered that on Monday, at about 11.30pm, Bidemi brought Emmanuel out to the front of the bar, poured petrol on the boy and set fire on him.

Some residents, who were out at the time, rescued and rushed Emmanuel to a private hospital in the area where he was initially treated before he was referred to the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital, Ikeja, Lagos, the following day. The matter was reported to the Ibafo Police Division, and the policemen sealed off the bar.

However, it was gathered that the suspect, Bidemi, fled before he could be arrested.

Emmanuel’s uncle, Mr. Toyin Olayemi, said the boy was rejected by four different hospitals before he was eventually taken to LASUTH.

He said,
“Emmanuel’s father is not around. He went to his hometown in Ekiti because he fell ill. On Tuesday morning when they told me about Emmanuel. I rushed to the private hospital and I saw him on the bed, severely burnt from head to abdomen.
“He was working on part-time basis in the bar, although Bidemi did not pay him any salary. Emmanuel is also learning generator repair at a workshop. I was told that the manager accused him of stealing N1,500.
“Despite pleas from neighbours that they would repay him, he waited till everyone had gone to sleep and brought out the boy and burnt his body.
“The private hospital asked us to take him away the following day. We went to about four government hospitals which rejected him before we came to LASUTH.
“Since that Tuesday, they have not allowed us to see him. They said he was still under observation. The suspect too has run away. We learnt that a policeman in the Ibafo division tipped Bidemi off to evade arrest.”

The Police Public Relations Officer, DSP Muyiwa Adejobi, confirmed the incident. He added that the police were intensifying efforts to arrest the suspect.
He said, “The suspect poured petrol on the boy for stealing, He maltreated him, tied his hands and feet, and set him on fire. The boy is still in the hospital and the suspect is presently at large.“But the police will arrest the suspect.
“This act is not only criminal, but also barbaric. We are intensifying efforts to get him, we will.”

See The Boy Born With Angel-like Real Wings[Photos]

Wonders they say shall never end. A two-year-old Oliver look like a little angel as he was born with a rare skin condition that makes him look like he has feathered wings across his back, Fenstanton, Cambridgeshire, UK.

Oliver’s parents Matt and Stephanie Brown were stunned when they saw weird birthmarks on their baby’s back. 

The boy was diagnosed with Congenital Melanocytic Naevi a type of melanocytic nevus  found in infants at birth ,that occurs in an estimated 1% of infants worldwide.

The unusual mark runs half way down his spine from his hairline and across his shoulder blades. Oliver should visit doctors at least every three months as such large marks increase the risk of the most aggressive forms of skin cancer. Despite the diagnosis Oliver is likely to live a full and healthy life.

Speaking about her conditins Mrs Brown says, “Oliver is one of the fortunate ones. Some children are riddled with moles and even get them on their eyelids. He actually has his on the top half of his back so it looks like wings. There can be lots of questions because it comes up to the nape of his neck and so is visible.

As he gets older we would hope he can accept himself for who he is. We have all got these bits of ourselves that we do not like and we have to accept them. He is wonderful the way he is and I’m sure in the dark times he will realise this. He is lucky in the sense he is such a cutie pop, everyone seems to think so, and I think people will overlook his condition."

In children with CMN the cancer is 10 times more aggressive and it’s untreatable once it reaches the brain.

The latest research has found the cause of 80 per cent of CMN cases and it’s caused by a mutated gene which develops as the baby is in the womb. This is why it’s so important to give babies MRI scans at birth and regularly to keep an eye on it in case it spreads.

-naij

In The Spirit Of Val :Man Marries Spiritual Wife In Ikoyi Registry

Confusion broke loose when a man in Ikoyi applied to the marriage registry to get married to a woman whom he allegedly happened to be a spiritual entity.

Apparently, the young man went to the marriage registry dressed up in suit and looking ready for the ceremony, but trouble started when the clerk asked him where the bride was.

His reply that his wife was standing beside him made the clerk look at him with such malicious disdain which was not unsuggestive of the fact that the young man was probably an escapee from one of the maximum security Psychiatric   Institutions in the Country.

When asked to explain, the young man replied that his wife was a spiritual being who was not visible to ordinary mortals, except those who who were exceptionally  righteous.

This reply irritated the clerk who saw it as an insult suggestive of his unrighteousness. When asked how he intended to consumate the proposed marriage with a spiritual woman whom he probably could not see, he expressed his doubts and said that where there is a will, there is a way, and he and his wife would work out an arrangement which would be beneficial to both the spiritual and physical worlds.

However, the young man’s application to get married to the spiritual wife was refused, as the practice was one which was unheard of and contrary to our system of law.

He was advised to proceed to a spiritual marriage registry to effect the marriage, especially as it would be within the jurisdiction of his wife’s government.

The aggrieved young man then proceeded to  the high court where he sought an injunction to compel the marriage registry to perform their lawful duty by approving the marriage.

He also sued them for breach of his fundamental right to freedom of association, as the registry were purportedly preventing him from having legal relations with his spiritual wife.

Laugh don tire me I beg. 

Teenager Set To Marry Her Father After Losing Her Virginity To Him

Can you imagine a child being abused by her father - incest?  The child will of course be reluctant to tell because she will loose the love of her father if she tells.  Moreover the victim who knows that the abuser will be arrested and probably imprisoned may not be comfortable telling. 

A victim once said "I love my father, but hate him at night because he is no longer my father"...

The story you are about to read will shock you as a teen of 17-years-old was dating her father and still proud of it.

A teenager has told how she became engaged to her dad after the two were reunited following more than a decade apart.

The American woman was estranged from her dad growing up, but the two got back in touch when she was 17. After chatting online for a few weeks the two met – and felt an instant attraction.

Speaking to New York Magazine’s Science of Us the anonymous woman, now 18, said:

“It was so weird and confusing. I was seeing my dad for the first time in forever but it was also like, He’s so good-looking!”I saw him as my dad but then also part of me was like, I’m meeting this guy who I have been talking to over the internet and really connecting with and I find him attractive.”

She went to stay with him for a week and after just five days the pair discussed their attraction to one another, before losing her virginity to him.

They are now a couple, have become engaged, and even plan on having children together.

Some of their family members are aware of their relationship – and treat them “just like any other couple” – but her mum is still in the dark.

But the daughter says she will tell her mother once she and her dad have moved to New Jersey where consensual, incestuous relationships where both parties are over 18 are not punished.

She hopes her mother will still want to come and visit her grandchildren.

Asked if she was worried about the potential genetic problems that could face their children, she replied

“I wouldn’t risk having a kid if I thought it would be harmful. I’ve done my research.”Incest has been around as long as humans have. Everybody just needs to deal with it as long as nobody is getting hurt or getting pressured or forced.” But asked if she would tell their children that their dad was both their father and grandfather, she was less sure.

“We’ve decided that most likely we won’t, she said. “I don’t want to give them any problems.”

What is this world turning to? Parents need to becareful of how they handle relationship. This aforementioned teen did that based on the fact that her mother was not staying with her father. Though, some fathers still harass or abuse their children sexually despite the fact that mother is living with the father.

My advice goes to parents especially mothers who may be reading this article to please spend quality time with your children!

We live in a society where work and the quest to earn more money has become the order of the day.

My prayer is that God will give us fruitful family in Jesus' name.

STRANGE NEWS!!! RAT TURNS INTO A FULLY GROWN WOMAN IN DELTA STATE

A woman in Ughelli South local government area of Delta (name withheld) on Friday evening confessed to have been using her urine to mix the beans with which she prepared moi-moi which she sold to members of the public as well as fed family members with.

According to Leadership ng, Reports said the woman, well-known in the community for her beauty and well-prepared meals especially her moi-moi (beancake) that she sold to unsuspecting members of the public, allegedly confessed when she was almost lynched by angry mobs over allegation by a young man in the area that she planned to kill him with her witchcraft.

It was gathered that the young man was about taking his bath in the bathroom when a rat almost hit him on the leg. On seeing the rat, he picked a piece of wood and hill it, but instead of beating a retreat, the rat allegedly increased in size, eventually turning into a human being before disappearing, leaving two slippers behind.

The young man was said to have went to town with the tale, and on getting to the house of the alleged witch, popularly called MamaT, he was said to have seen the woman surrounded by a angry crowd who descended on her.

Eyewitness said some parts of the woman’s body were swollen, as she was made to put on a pair of slippers, and realizing the slippers were similar to those left behind by the rat, the young man screamed, “Madam, why are you putting on the same slippers, and why is your body swollen?” And she replied, “I had an accident yesterday where I sustained some injuries and lost one of my slippers.”

Suspecting the woman was the rat that turned to a human being in his bathroom, the young man narrated his story to the crowd, while appealing to them to allow him get the slippers that the rat left behind in his house.

By the time he returned and showed the people the single pair of slippers, it was exactly the same with the one on the woman’s foot.

This left the angry mob with no option than to beat her to stupor, before she confessed to litany of atrocities she had committed, while confessing that all through the years, she had been selling moi-moi she used her urine from her coven to prepare.

Man Drives Two Hours With Knife Lodged In His Head

TERESINA, Brazil: A Brazilian man who was stabbed in the head with an 11-inch knife survived the attack and drove himself two hours to a hospital.

Juacelo Nunes, 30, said he was arguing with a man at a party in Agua Branca when the other man summoned three friends to help him attack Nunes.

Nunes said he was stabbed in the throat, shoulder and chest before the knife, which bears an 11-inch blade, was embedded in his head.

The knife missed Nunes' left eye and passed through his mouth to the right side of his jaw.

"I did not see the moment of the stabbing, but at no time fainted and remained conscious even with pain," he said.

"I thought I would die and only came to believe when I saw what happened to me, because if someone told me I would not have believed it."

Nunes said he drove for two hours to a hospital in Teresina, 60 miles from Agua Branca.

"The knife passed through several nerves and veins, structures that can quickly kill a patient," hospital director Gilberto Albuquerque said.

Francisca Pereira, Nunes' wife, said she was shocked when she saw what had happened to her husband.

"I did not believe when I saw my husband like that," said. "I thought he was going to die. It was a miracle."

A woman survived a similar incident in San Pedro Town, Brazil, in October. Alcileide Rodrigues dos Santos, 22, was found on a bench with the large knife protruding from her right eyebrow. She survived the injury and was able to identify a suspect in her attack.

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A Chinese married man found out he is female after doctors confirmed his stomach ache is actually menstrual cramp

A Chinese man who rushed to the hospital because he was experiencing stomach aches and blood in his urine was stunned  to discover that he was a woman on his period.

According to Shagalist.com,the married 44-year-old man from Zhejiang province, China, visited his local doctorwith his wife in Yongkang where he made the shocking discovery that he had, all along, in fact been a woman.

After a full examination, doctors discovered that he had a full set of female reproductive organs along with a penis - which he said had given him an active sex life with his wife of ten years.A spokesman for First People’s Hospital of Yongkang said ..

 ‘He was wearing men's clothes with short hair, so we didn’t think that he would be a female at the beginning’.However, Mr Chen said that he had known that something was wrong with him after he found himself constantly feeling fatigued with swollen face and legs.Even worse, he constantly found blood in his urine.

A CT scan soon revealed that he had a uterus and ovaries..Doctors said it was too late for Mr Chen to seek medical treatment for his unusual problem as it was only effective for younger people.

"You call me bomb detonator, and I love that. I am ready to kill again. In fact, I enjoy killing people " - Nyanya Bomber, Sadiq Ogwuche

culled from National Daily, the Nyanya motor park bomber, Aminu Sadiq Ogwuche who was recently extradited from Sudan, and currently answering questions from security operatives has no regret for his actions and he said that he will never beg for forgiveness rather he would love to kill more people if left alone .

According to Ogwuche..

“I don't deny that I am the executioner of the Nyanya bomb incident. I did it in order to draw government's attention to our demands. We want our detained colleagues released and compensation paid to those of our colleagues who were killed by the federal troops during operations. We want Islamic rule in the whole of northern Nigeria. Western education is a sin against Allah. It's time for dialogue between government and Boko Haram leaders for the way out of the deadlock, the government must do something now or the bombing will continue. There is no regretting anything because we are fighting a just cause to liberate our people from western education and religion,”

“Federal government has been trying without success to wipe out Boko Haram. They killed our leader, Muhammed Yusuf and hundreds of others yet we still exist. We are a force to be recognized. You ignore us at your own peril. We are particularly pained by the killing of hundreds of our members across the forest in northern part of the country. Although we equally killed federal troops, we will never forgive the federal government for the incessant killings. We are well armed to fight back and we will never surrender.

Boko Haram is well funded and highly equipped organization with capacity to take over the whole country if it so desires, he ranted.

The U.K born Nigerian continued..

“If I am left alone, I will still kill those infidels who have refused to repent of their sins against Allah. This is my mission on earth. My mission is to wipe out infidels from the face of the earth. You call me bomb detonator, and I love that. I am ready to kill again. In fact, I enjoy killing people who are unbelievers; those deceived by western education and disobedient to Allah and his holy Koran.

I don't care what will happen to me now because if I die, I shall go to heaven for doing god's work. I won't beg anybody for forgiveness but I can assure you that my so called trial will not be an easy exercise. 

If I like, I plead not guilty in court to make things difficult for the federal government but inside my mind, I know I did the damn thing. It is my word against federal government evidence. I know a little bit about the intricacies of the law through the study of several law books. Nobody can push me around because I am not a fool.” 

Doctors Discover & Remove Five Inch S*x Toy From 38 year old Scottish Woman's Vagina After 10 Yrs

 Five Inch s*x toy was discovered in the vagina of a 38 year old Scottish woman by doctors, after she complained of severe weight loss and pains.

According to the Mirror, she walked around with the five-inch sex toy inside her for 10 years without realising...She revealed 10 years ago, she used a s*x toy with her partner and admitted she was under the influence of alcohol at the time and couldn't remember removing it or not.

On further examination, doctors at Aberdeen Royal Infirmary found the five inch (11cm)-long s*x toy protruding into her bladder from her vagina.The situation caused her to suffer from a rare 'vesicovaginal fistula' 

– an abnormal tract which allows urine to flow into the vagina.She also had an obstructive uropathy, where a blockage in the bladder causes urine to back up into the kidneys.

After removing the sex toy, doctors managed to repair the damage and the woman was later discharged.